Jiyoon in da house!

poorlydressedhipster:

kidsquish:

wingardiumiyazaki:

waltdisneyconfessions:

“Everytime I watch a Disney movie with the princesses in it, I can’t help but wonder what they’re like in bed”

I already have analyzations for each:

Snow White: Eternal virgin, squeals and runs away when she sees a penis. The Prince is kinda okay with this. Mostly they just like foreplay.

Cinderella: Very sweet and loving, and she’ll bake cookies afterwards

Aurora: I imagine her to let Phillip control at first, but she has some firey moments of her own. A lot of teasing

Ariel:  Has no idea of sexual boundaries/limitations in the human world, poor Eric is totally shocked by her boldness

Belle: Total control freak in bed with the Beast. Maybe some whips and leather.

Jasmine:  It’s her way or the highway, but Al still is on top. She makes all the decisions. And Aladdin has to work to get into her pants

Pocahontas: Oh, crazy wild sex with her and John. In the bushes, on the cliffs, maybe Grandmother Willow watches… ;)

Mulan: I’d imagine she totally dominates Shang with her closet freakiness…and Shang likes it.

Tiana: Naveen leads the way but Tiana’s got a few tricks up her sleeve. He has to coax her to be more sexually exploratory.

Rapunzel: “What’s a penis?”

really?

Lol